Turkey is a bird, yes.

My dinner party was a huge hit. The turkey, oh my God. It was so moist, the meat actually falls off the bone. I roasted it with a bottle of champagne, beasts down. That's why it was so moist. If I'm babbling, that's because I'm half drunk right now. The white wine we had was magnificent. All of us were so full, we can't even walk. Seriously, I'm gonna put on at least 4 pounds.

Thanks everyone for your advise!!