Drag Cartman wishes you...

A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

Please drink responsibly.

(He's not too happy because you guys interrupted his fun at CartmanLand, and his ice cream and his eye shadow are melting. Even the teddy bear senses his frustration. Please note that Drag Cartman is wearing red, blue and white colors only. He's patriotic like that. Even his eye shadow are blue. Also note the cross he's wearing. He believes that Jesus helped America defeat those aliens that tried to take over our world. Please ignore that other Cartman in the background. That's just a cardboard cut out.)