I am pissed!

I am super mother fucking pissed.

First of all, I'm fucking pissed that I'm not drunk right now. What a fucking party. Scratch that. It's not a party if all you got is fucking bullshit Bud Lights and red wines. And I don't fucking drink nasty fuck beers.

Second of all, that stupid fucking porn that I sold on ebay went for a lot less than what I expected. Like 30 bucks less. So now I basically paid 30 mother fucking bucks for a mother fucking porn that I watched once.

Goddamn mother fucking piece of crap!

I'm gonna keep that mother fucking porn running NIGHT AND DAY for the next 2 weeks just so it's worth that fucking 30 fucking bucks.

Fuck ebay, fuck you and fuck 4th of July all the way to that fucking White House's ass.