Hi.

The following message is specifically directed to those people who are either moving to Berkeley or thinking about moving to Berkeley:

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU!! Fuck your balloon size pussy and your microscopic dick! You can go fuck yourselves. All of you. Every single one you is fucktards.

And while we're at that, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, and if you have one, fuck your daughter as well.

Oh and your grandmother's pussy stinks like a mother fucking son of a bitch. I didn't smell it. What's-his-name told me that.

*beep*

End of message.