Summer vacation part 2.

- Eastcoasters use only 1-ply toilet papers, no matter how filthy rich they are. This has been confirmed at over 5 residences. Reason(s) behind this peculiar observation is/are still under investigation.

- Jersey shore is cool. Body surfing is so totally awesome. Being swept away by the waves is NOT cool. NOT cool at all.

- King of Prussia Mall is ridiculously HUUUUUUUUUUGE. My legs still hurt from all the walking. My wallet still hurts from all the money spent. But I look so fucking hot in all the new outfits I bought, including a pair of yellow Corona Light boxers and matching flip flops.

- Wakeboarding and water skiing sucks. Well, it's more like I suck at them. Seriously. I suck at them soooooo bad, I'd have more of a chance at sucking a man with erectile dysfunction who forgot to take his Viagra to complete hard on than getting up on the water.

- Chase Utley is still so fucking hot.

- I haven't jerked off in 5 days. It's a record. My ball sack is so full of sperms it's going to explode any minute now.

- I had Wawa meatball sub on Sunday. I had Wawa meatball sub on Monday. I had Wawa meatball sub on Tuesday. I had Wawa meatball sub on Wednesday. I was going to have a Wawa meatball sub today but the fucking dog ate it after I passed out last night.

- Please excuse all the profanities. I'm still hung over.